Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Yet Another Fun Personaility Test

Yes, I'm lame. Yes, I am not very creative today. Yes, I will be sure to do a post about group bunny, nipple licking, and spanking. But not right now. Right now, I will simply do yet another sad attempt at coolness by sharing something I stole from Bobi's blog. It's another one of those personality tests that tells you what famous political figure you would be.

This isn't my post for the day, kiddies. This is just...filler, until I can think of something more clever to dish out to you. So don't fret (this is the dumbest word ever, by the way. FRET. It's like....some weird contraction or smashing of two words that went horribly wrong. Kinda like when a brother and sister procreate, and the end result is a slow kid? FRET is the slow child of "Frozen" and "Set"), I shall return later with something to tickle your naughties and stimulate your minds.

Until then... get on your knees.

Beat that, bitches! I am Bill Clinton. It is official, folks: I'm just a sexual beast. Yah, baby!

Take the Quiz Here


Spinning Girl said...

Back when all the intern / unabomber stuff was going down in the news, there was a limerick contest on college campuses: to use the words "Lewinski" and "Kaczynski" together in a limerick. The top 3 winners were:

1.Said Bill Clinton to Ms. Lewinski,
Let's not leave clues, like Kaczynski.
Since you look such a mess,
take the hem of your dress,
and wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.

2. There once was a girl named Lewinski
Who could play on a flute like Stravinski
'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
on a flute made of beef
That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

3. Lewinski and Clinton have shown
What Kaczynski must surely have known:
That an intern is better
Than a bomb in a letter
When choosing how best to be blown.

Shanshu said...

Those are friggin hilarious!!

drunkbh said...

I'm not even going to say who I got because I'm disgusted with it. this quiz can go bunny itself.

Shanshu said...

Goodness! I'm sorry the quiz wasn't fun for you. Would it help if I made some group bunny comments?


drunkbh said...

Yes. That would be nice. I need a little group bunny now.

g_samsa said...

I got Abe Lincoln, a mild mannered assasination victim. Says, very good at mediating disputes apart from the occasional bloody civil war. Hmmm, I like it.

Pizzle said...

JFK for me. Rock!

"You like power because it increases your sexual options. You are JFK. You are a thrill seeker by nature and don't shy away from risky behavior."


Ms. Adventures said...

um well, mine didn't turn out so well, but I'm not afraid to admit it.
"You are Saddam Hussein. You like to be the toughest on the block. You are not afraid of confrontation."
Don't know why that would make someone Saddam but whateva.

Bashful Blue said...

Mother Teresa for me.....

"You are Mother Teresa. You lead with your good works and helpful nature. You just love to give."

Now I feel like I can't write what I was going to. I don't want to tarnish my good image. :)

Shanshu said...

ashley: ohhh you're Sadam! Damn that's funny! Are you hiding something? Huh? Tell me! I'll bomb your house.

bashful: Aw, you're so cute! Mother Teresa! That's darling. Wanna plant flowers with me?

pizzle: good job! let's go do some Presidential whoring. da-da-dah!

Ms. Adventures said...

HA! LOL! Just don't drug me and take pictures of me in men's briefs.

Bashful Blue said...

Sure, I will plant flowers with you. But we have to plant them in a circle and have lots of group bunny in the center.


Shanshu said...

No, no, no! We'll drug you and take pictures of you in a thong!

Sheesh. Men's shameful.

Shanshu said...

blue: group bunny in the center is a given, at this point! No worries.

Bashful Blue said...

Woo hoo! Monday's my birthday!

Heather said...

I am Ghandi.. an emaciated do gooder LOL.. awesome

B.O.B.I. said...

Godbunny! Everybody gets somebody cool... I get a short, genocidal, moustached freak who wanted to paint.

There is no justice.

Pizzle said...

Shan: Presidential whoring it is. At least my reputation is better. Monroe over Lewinsky...heh.

Here's to using our power for the forces of evil.

g_samsa said...

This one hell of an entertaining conversation.

wrmblnwrck said...

Woot! I'm Einstein!

Danius Maximus said...

who would win in a fight between clinton and JFK? bring it old man!

wildcat9two said...

clinton would. his love gun could bring a fat girl to her knees.

Danius Maximus said...

fat intern Vs. hollywood sexpot? I think in the realm of our famous alter ego avatars I still come out topsies, besides Jackie was way cooler than Hillary; she knew and didn't even put up a stink!

l'il bear said...

I'm a mild mannered assasination victim - Abe Lincoln. Weird.

Always love these bunny tests! ;p

Kay said...

I got Che Guevara: "You are the leader pot smokers emulate. You have your own revolutionary arty style. Dying tragically on a mountain appeals to you."

Ok, works for me.