I hate Mondays. They bore me. Since I have no desire to be at work today, and since I have no desire to be awake at this exact moment in time, I am going to go ahead and do a quick post that requires little brain power and very little use of witt.
So I present you with: 5 Questions! Given to me by Pizzle, who got his from **~*E*~** :
1. If they made the movie of your life, your part would be played by who? Why?
Assuming anybody would want to make a movie about my life, I would have to assume that I was very popular and interesting. That means that they'd go with somebody famous and interesting to play me...therefore the only suitable person would be Tom Cruise. Plus, we both have dark hair.
2. Who are your personal heroes?
I've never known the answer to this question, to be honest. I really don't have anybody who I consider to be a hero. I want to say something like God or Jesus...but then I'm just lame. I could say my mother, because she is damn near perfect in my opinion...but then I'm a momma's boy. I could say lots of things, but all of them would be attempts to look cooler than I really am. The answer is: I don't have a hero.
3. What is the craziest thing you've ever done?
Dropping everything I had in the world, and heading across the pond to backpack across Europe. It was by far the craziest bunny thing I've ever done in my life, to this point. Most of my friends didn't think I had the rocks to do it. My penis grew about 2 inches after that trip.
4. What is your most annoying habit?
You'd have to ask my friends this question. Nothing I do annoys me, or else I would stop doing it. I'm sure people who know me keep a diary about stuff I do that makes them want to murder me in my sleep.
5. What is your dirty little secret?
The Kung Pao story actually happened, with minor details changed to protect the not so innocent.
Happy Frigging Monday!!