What the fuck is up lately with these stupid spammers? I'm getting sick and tired of coming onto my blog and finding a post with 20 comments on it from spam blogging bastards. "Hey, great site! I am going to bookmark this one, for sure! I have a Ceiling Fan Blade Site. It's pretty much a site about ceiling fan blades. Come check it out!"
As if my life wasn't filled with enough crap? As if my email inbox wasn't already full of this spam and junk mail plague…now I have to look forward to it on my blog, too. Sonofabitch. I’d love to meet the asshole who started this trend, and punch him in the throat for coming up with such a horrible idea.
I even got an IM yesterday from a spammer. An instant message from spam. I couldn’t believe it. I actually got an IM from a fucking spammer…isn’t that one of the signs of the apocalypse? I’m pretty sure it is. I would grab my Bible and look it up, but I can’t find it under the gargantuan pile of junk mail sitting on my desk.
I had 10 spam comments on my post yesterday. TEN. Apparently, they’ve decided that I am in desperate need for marketing assistance. I guess The Man has been monitoring my current spending, and is unhappy with the lack of useless crap in my living room. The only answer was to deluge my blogger comments with so many worthless, annoying spam bullshit that I would be brainwashed into purchasing a new pottery set for my back porch in some sort of spammer-induced spending coma.
I hate spam. I hate spam, and junk mail, and telemarketing phone calls. The more I think about it, the more I think I might just hate all marketing. I hate commercials, too. I hate anybody who thinks they are smarter than I am, and that they alone know the perfect combination of eye stimulus and color schemes to make me want to buy a certain kind of power tool, or a particular type of soda. Newsflash you bastards: I see through your crap. I’m on to you. I know your methods and I know how you think.
You will never get a dime from me, you bunny bastards.
Spam no more!!