Friday, November 04, 2005

It's Friggin Friday, Bitches!

A Friday Haiku:

The end of the week,
the start of my weekend fun,
Monday can suck it.

A Friday Joke:

On Friday, two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A Friday List of Random Thoughts:
  • The word ALSO is the most deceitful word we have that I can think of. Think about how often we use it, to help cover up our lies? When you send an email to a person that starts off with "Hey how are you? Hope things are going well" but then say "Also, I was hoping you could stop shitting in my yard" , the word also becomes the lie word. As if the entire purpose of your email was to play catch-up. Please. You sent the email so the guy would stop shitting in your yard, and yet you try to make it sound like a secondary reason, just to save face. The also is your lie word...the word that helps cover up your crap. We should have a day to celebrate the crap that also puts up with.
  • I had to lookup the word introspective today and I felt really stupid for needing to do that, for some reason. As a prospective writer, I feel it is my duty to know the uses and meanings of all words in the English language, or else I'm a failure.
  • Last night, after doing battle with an unusually large and hostile looking spider, I found myself wondering if the thorax is a part of insects only, or if arachnids also have them?
  • I've seen the word Kudos so many times today, that I suddenly have a desire to eat a Kudos bar. Remember those things? Do they still have them? I bet they do.
  • Almost all yogurt tastes the same to me, unless it's blueberry. Also, the other night I had a sex dream about one of the blogger gals.
  • I got a compliment today about how good of a job I'm doing at the office and I couldn't help but feel a twinge of pride and excitement. Goddammit.
  • Last night, I swear I heard Jen say the phrase "Fart Pizza" to describe a cleaning product. She denies it.
  • I have absolutely no plans this weekend and I don't care.
  • Q is my favorite letter today. I have no reason for this.
  • I found this site today and it's very interesting to me, which tells me that I am not in the mood to be working, this morning.
  • Paying bills blows goats, especially when you can't afford to pay all your bills. Let's all just stop paying bills, and see what happens. We'll start on November 14th.
  • I want Chinese food for lunch.

Fridays in History: Black Friday (September 24, 1869)

Random Friday Porn: NSFW

Friday's Word of the Day: Apian-Of or relating to bees.

Happy FRIDAY everybody! Also, I think I might have killed your cat.

9 comments:

Kay said...

Oh my God, you killed Kenny!

You bastard!

drunkbh said...

I can't share your enthusiasm. I have to work tomorrow.

As for the word also, it can have it's good sides.

EBethToThePowerOf? said...

laugh out bunnying loud post! I secretly (well, not anymore) but until recently, I secretly kept a list of word I didn't know on a card in my wallet. Whenever I read or heard one I would write it down, then look it up later. It's a good vocab builder--that's how we learn.
was the fart pizza cleaning product febreze or glad plug-ins? Cause I HATE that bunny.
A lesser-known, not-so-popular alternative to your "let's stop paying bills" plan is the much more hated, "let's live in cardboard boxes and not spend any money" plan. This plan is not popular due to the lack of cable, cell phone, internet, heat, air conditioning, hot water or refrigeration. I only recommend it if you're looking into a career as the next unibomber. However, a lot of people in my neighborhood seem to be trying this plan on for size. . .

My Friday haiku:
haikus have five beats
sometimes they have seven, too
this haiku's for you

Harry Yak said...

sorry about the e-mail. next time i'll just say stop shitting in my yard. wait that would imply that there will be a next time.

thanks for the porn. it was delicious.

Shanshu said...

kay: sorry about that. I'll buy you a new one. Also, I won't.

drunkbh: sucks you have to work tomorrow. My heart goes out to you.

ebeth: was your haiku trying to say that MY haiku did not follow 5-7-5 format? because it did, dammit. Also, when are we going to party again?

harry: glad you liked the porn. I'm here to please.

Spinning Girl said...

One of those chicks' pubes were too long. I like a clean work space, myself.

Spiders & other arachnids have a fused head-thoraz + abdomen. Insects have clearly delineated head, thorax, & abdomen.

These are my thoughts.

Goodbye.

Marisa said...

I miss kudos bars.

Harry Yak said...

hey shanshu. just stopped back to get a littlr more porn.









oh and after careful analysis and long hours of observation i with all of my experience in this feild behind me have concluded that no pubic hair pictured was to long.

Rowan said...

Also, the other night I had a sex dream about one of the blogger gals.

c'mon who was it?

oh don't remind me of the Julian calander, reminds me of a college assignment, where I had to program the gregorian calendar to spew out the Julian date in Linux...joy - I hated that assignment.

I can't wait to see the nsfw....goody goody.