Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Blathering and Blubbering

  • My Kansas Jayhawks lost last night to Arizona. Since I'm only two steps away from being a full-blown Jayhawk basketball addict, my day pretty much sucks already. Most likely, this list will suck ass, as a result. Sorry.
  • My GMT conversion from UTC is UTC-6=CMT.
  • I've decided that puffy nipples do not turn me on. I'm not saying they're wrong or anything...they're just not my thing.
  • I'm getting a new computer for Christmas and I'm very excited for myself. Just think about all the blogging I can do when I'm not at the office! I mean...you might get as it happens group bunny stories! Holy crap, yo!
  • Even though my first official day of work at this new job was last Monday, I'm still listed as a contractor on all the internal web sites, and last night my old Contractor Firm called me to ask me why I hadn't faxed in my timecard for last week, yet. Apparantly, I am a man with no work boundaries. I walk alone. I am the Rogue Cubicle Warrior.
  • I've had the theme song from Highlander: The Series stuck in my head all morning and I have no idea why. I never even watched that show, dammit.
  • The new Harry Potter movie kicked so much ass, I can't even put it into words. So I won't try. I did see it twice this weekend, if that tells you anything.
  • I wasn't making that crap up in bullet #2. It's a conversion to Greenwich Mean Time from Universal Time Coordinate, for my current time zone (Central Mountain Time). So, put that in your pipe and smoke it.
  • I'm not going to tell you the fingercuffs story because there are too many people who read this, who know me and might judge me. I want to get a house someday.
  • Despite what people tell you, hot pink pants are not back in style.
  • To the pregnant girl who sits across the hall from me: I'm not hitting on you when I say hello. Get over yourself.
  • To the the old guy who sits behind me: Stop trying to touch me in my special private place while you're on break. It reminds me too much of Father McFeely.
  • I have to work the day after Thanksgiving. That blows goats with no condom, doesn't it?
  • Last night while watching the new Family Guy I realized that they use the "God as a bachelor" bit too often. It's just not funny anymore.
  • For those of you wondering how I watched the new Family Guy on a Monday night, please learn all about DVR.
  • If Ginger Kids have no souls, does that mean we're allowed to eat them, and not get fat?

Per Spinning Girl's request, here is a picture of Puffy Nipples (NSFW)


Spinning Girl said...

This is so important that I am breaking my own rule against blogging at work:

Please post a photo/link to photo for so-called "puffy nipples" . I don't know what that might look like; more importantly, I want to compare to own nipples to ensure I do not have puffy nipples.

Your immediate attention to this matter is appreciated.

Conversely, please refer to HNT post "etch-a-sketch" in my sidebar & see for yourself whether I demonstrate any puffiness.

Thanks in advance.


Jen said...

Wow, after seeing that picture I've realized that puffy nipples are really ugly. No offense to anyone that has them.

Kay said...

Oh, my goodness.
I'm so glad that's not me.
Is that a common thing?

Shanshu said...

I don't think so...I've never seen them, personally. And I think this girl in the example picture has an extreme case, or whatever.

drunkbh said...

OMG! OMG! OMG! I was going to ask what puffy nipples were. Now I wish I hadn't learded that little tid bit.

Think Frustrated said...

...same here...I was going to ask what they were. They look like dirty snowballs with a little bb on top! Those aren't nipples...they're bonbons...they're little anthills with a sattelite hub on top. I don't know how common this is, but I just think they're both gross and hilarious at the same time.

Shanshu said...

I actually laughed out loud when I read the bonbons comment...then I looked at the picture again and laughed even harder.

That chick is forever known as "bonbon tits".

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Maccafreak said...

I wonder if women have nipple implants. That's what they look like...that and really creepy.

Rowan said...

yes, I don't admire those kinds of tits myself, and it seems most women have them (from what I've seen in the locker rooms) if they don't have kids (which seems to change them) aren't they nasty? I hate them.

Think Frustrated said...

I personall liked "dirty snowbals with bbs on top" I giggled when I wrote it.

Pizzle said...

Ew. Just ew.

Spinning Girl said...

Wow, that is something else.

HighMaintenanceHussy said...

I'm too wise and jaded to clicky on a link with the monniker "puffy nipples." Nice try, though.

Where you been on yahoo, man? Does your new job prohibit it?

Shanshu said...

I've been here! But my stupid corporate firewall might make it look like I'm NOT here.


If I ever notice you online, I'll be sure to attempt a conversation, again.

Penny Shagwell said...

Mossy and I say the same thing:

Dude, puffy nipples are just nasty.




Anonymous said...

I guess I'm just weired... I think thats hot. I wouldn't mind putting them in my mouth. you can take the whole areola and nipple in and suck on them

Paul said...

Are you people fucked? Those are hot as hell...! You are a bunch of sheep! Never seen a set too perky. Love it. Y'all must be jealous.

Anonymous said...

I had nipples similar to that when I was younger, although not as extreme. They're not as bad now as they change as you grow but still a bit puffy.
I have had major body confidence issues and it has largely affected my life.
I'm so grateful that I didn't read these comments when I was younger, I would have felt like SHIT.

So maybe you should think about girls that actually have them before you go "ew ew ew"...it REALLY hurts someone who already is insecure, hates her body and who'd rather die than having anyone see her boobs.

I only wish not too many girls have been hurt by your evil words..

Lecna Solan said...

I can't believe how many people here "hate" puffy nipples or think they're "disgusting". They're just nipples, people!

Personally, I think they look awesome. Many people like to see puffy nipples, *specifically*. And rightly so, in my opinion! Here are some better examples: