Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Random Stuff

Doggie Go Bye-Bye!!
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Thanks to Pizzle
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Sexy Shanshu: According to this quiz, Shanshu is an adj. that means "sexually stunning". Bow down, bitches! Shanshu is in the sexy house!
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Gratuituous Gratitude: This morning on the elevator, a woman stepped off, I stayed on. As she left she turned to me, smiled, and said "thank you!" and then she walked off. I stood there, stunned and confused. The look on my face must have been priceless. I'm still confused by it. What the heck was that about?

Confusing Comments: For some reason, my blog comments are doing strange things. I replied to a comment, and somehow it posted before the comment I was replying to. WTF?!

Tuesday Funny: Ok, you have to have sound to get the full humor of this site. I'm not sure why I find this so funny, but I do.

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13 comments:

Shanshu said...

Er...my tongue? Um...normal size, I suppose. But I can flap it around quick, like bunny. It makes the ladies do the shiver dance.

DaMasta said...

How long is your tongue, exactly?

Shanshu said...

Um...so I posted a comment and it went BEFORE the first comment. What the hell is THAT about?

The world is going crazy! CRAZY, I tell you!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Kay said...

Craziness.
And my name is a noun for "A dance involving little to no clothing."

But if you do them again you get different results. It's just random.

Shanshu said...

Ah, yes. It is random. But the first one is always the most accurate. Didn't you know that? Quizzes can see into our souls!

So I'll be expecting you to post about your dance that involves little to no clothing soon.

Maccafreak said...

HA! I am an immortal!! Although it took me three times to get rid of "Someone who likes the smell of rotten eggs" Ew.

Think Frustrated said...

I'm someone who drowns in an outhouse. Funny.

I like how in the diary, when Amy spells it dAIry, they actually pronounce it (Dare-y), like a place you fucking milk cows. Dear Dairy, I like milk. That shit was funny. Probably funnier if you were stoned.

Think Frustrated said...

Maybe that chick farted on the elevator, and she thanked your for enjoying it's scent.

Bad Touch said...

She was just thanking you for be so gosh durn sexy Shan.

badtouch.

Shanshu said...

maccafreak: So..you're immortal rotten eggs, then?

frustrated: Yeah, that's my favorite part of the Amy's diary thing, too. Too funny.

And I don't recall smelling any random lady farts in the elevator.

bad touch: YES! That is exactly what happened. She was all about the Shanshu, yo. BOOM.

LBseahag said...

oh, great...i see damasta beat me to corrupting you...and spinning girl...i should've figured, they want to kill me...

so did the dog die? i am thinking if i send you nudes you might turn the gun on yourself.

Shanshu said...

There is no limit to the amount of people I allow to corrupt me. There is plenty of group bunny to go around, for all!

Pizzle said...

HA!

I'm:

A person who has the ability to be invisible.

Awesome.