Friday, February 24, 2006


I am very ho-hum today. I don't feel like working (which is good, since I don't have much work to do, anyway) and I don't feel like surfing the web. I don't feel like playing chess and I don't want to read my book. Even Omi is sitting the corner, playing with a pile of dust.

It's a very boring day here.

It's one of those days, when I keep looking at the clock hoping it's almost time for lunch only to find that it's only 9:00 in the...oh fuck it's only 9:00 in the morning?!?! Crappy crappy shit crap dammit!!!!! I thought it was later than that.


Well, that just proves my point further. This day blows. If I didn't have so many effing meetings this afternoon, I'd leave at lunch. Instead, I'm forced to sit here in this cubicle hell with nothing to keep me occupied except my belief that someday, I'll be doing a job that doesn't require me to invent little plastic ninja pals to keep my sanity.

No offense, Omi. You know you're my dawg.


I do have fun news, though. I got a new car this week. Wednesday, actually. I'm very excited about's my 2nd brand-new car ever and it rocks.

I went with the new 2006 Civic sedan, and so far I'm very much excited about my desicion. The car is tons of fun to Omi on crack, or something. It just has so much pickup and energy, it's wild. Like a little silver stallion running from the glue factory. Quick like the wind.

Check out that interior display glow! A purple haze of new car delight. It's very sexy. I wanted to have sex with it last night, but thought better of it at the last minute. Barely.

Even the steering wheel is swanky, sexy, futuristic fun for the whole family.

Check out that ass. My milkshake is better than yours...

Look at that...just inviting you in. Like a sexy temptress of Babylon adding flowers to her bed. Makes you want to slide in and have fun, doesn't it? Yeah, you know you want it. You know you do.

So that's my new car. I'm having a hard time coming up with a name for it, though. At this point, I'm not even sure if my car is a girl auto or a boy auto. My last car was a boy. He was a black 2003 Civic LX named Dante. He was good to me, and I miss him. I think this new car is a girl, but I can't be sure yet.

Do you think this is a girl car or a boy car? Any good name suggestions?

Anyway. Post lots of comments today because I'm bored and need something to do. Happy Friday, and don't warn the tadpoles.


Maccafreak said...

Since Honda's are originally from Japan, maybe you should keep with heritage and name it Aiko or Michiko or something like that. I'm sure you can find something cool you like.

Shanshu said...

Ohhhhh Japanese names! Good idea!

I could call it Sempai or something.

Bad Touch said...

You are gonna have to drive her for a bit before you can name her. What if you name her Aiko or Miko, but then she turns out to be a bitch. That could be a disaster! You'd have to change her name to Karen or something. God I hate Karen. She is such a douche-bag!


Think Frustrated said...

I really like that gar. Good MPG.

I think it's a dude. Name him Clive.

True, though, that you have to drive it before you name it.

DaMasta said...

It's a her. And her name is Kung Pao.

If it were a Nissan Titan, I'd be right over to dry hump yer leg. But since it's a Civic [gah], I'd merely go to first base with you.

Think Frustrated said...

damasta likes guys with big trucks, long mullets, and double wide trailers. Nascar fan a must. Please be sure to know the lyrics to every Journey song ever made. In addition, must be a Skoal, not a Kodiak, man.


Kay said...

If you almost had sex with it, I should hope it's a girl-car.
But with that pretty-prettiness, it'd better be a girl.
And I think the Japanese name thing's brilliant! Or you could just name her a symbol. That'd be funny.
But like Bad Touch said, you've got to drive it a bit first before you name it.
And by it I mean her.

DaMasta said...

Pfft, Frustrated!

I like a man with big, long, and double wide something ELSE maybe!

Keep yer damn Nascar. Left turns don't excite me.

Btw, who's Journey? I don't think I was born yet.

Shanshu said...

damasta: I'll take 1st base over a dry-humping ANY day. When are you coming over? I'll have the Civic in the driveway, and Omi to take pictures.

frustrated: Mullets? Nascar? Dude that is SO on the opposite side of the spectrum, for me. Now...about Journey...

kay: good point. I guess it's a girl car, then. Should have seen THAT one coming, huh?

damasta: lol

Shanshu said...

PS: Since everybody has voted for GIRL, I think it's safe to say that my new car is a female.

That means I can start doing dirty things to her, and not question my sexuality one bit.

Yay me! It's a chica!


crabcake said...

That's the new Civic? Man I love that dash! I'm shopping now for a new sports car but I might have to check this baby out! I've had 2 Civics and they're the most fun to drive of anything I've driven except maybe the Audi TT. I am really hung up on that dash light. LOL!

Anyway I came over to tell you I'm linking you at the Cowpie Field. I meant to do that a week or so ago but ran behind on all my stuff I had to do.

Shanshu said...

crabcake: the new Civic is cool. I too, really like the display lights...that purple/blue combo rocks at night. Very posh and sexy. You should test drive and then we can be Civic buddies!

Thanks for the link! Always appreciated. I will respond in kind with a link for you, as well.

damasta: IN THE FACE

DaMasta said...


Take this! UH! [kung fu move]

Jen said...

I have to say that I definitely think she's a girl. She drives like a girl.

Crystal said...

So you went with a straight up sedan? Not the hybrid? How come?