Thursday, July 07, 2005

Things I've heard at the office lately

"I think that adios means hello and goodbye in Spanish."

(re: 4th of July) "I hope everybody has a wonderful holiday season."

"That guy who almost looked like…the fella who was like…the guy who looked like the guy who was with…oh, you know who I mean!"

"This is the funnest part of the job."


l'il bear said...

Wow. You work with these people? Hopefully they're not in management. Then again, if they are you can take them out easily.

Shanshu said...

No, they are not in management. If they were, they would be saying things such as "What does the color blue taste like?"

l'il bear said...

Duh... raspberry. ;p Ha ha ha oh I'm original.

Callie said...

Shoot, I work with guys who came from our road maintenance unit (read: they used to stand around on the roads, leaning on shovels, looking at potholes with puzzled expressions, etc), and even THEY don't talk like that. Well, most of them don't. There are one or two exceptions . . . but we try to ignore them as much as possible.

Shanshu said...

I'm telling you, I'm surrounded by idiots, in this place.

I bet they make more money than me, too. Unbefuckinglievable.