Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Joke of the Day

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

Dear Ricky,
I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.
Love, Becky

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:

Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care, Ricky


Bad Touch said...

I just pissed myself while spitting soda at my monitor. Holly freekin God that was funny. You're the best Shanshu!



*sides hurting*

Pizzle said...


That was hilarious!!

Dirty Gypsy said...

God, that joke is funny. It's a classic. :)

I got one:

A woman goes to the grocery store. She picks up items like toothpaste, some frozen dinners, single-serving food, stuff of that nature. The guy at the checkout is ringing up her things, looks at her, and says, "You must be single..."

The woman gets all snotty and huffs, "Just because I'm buying one of things and single-serving dinners doesn't mean anything. Is that why you think I'm single???"

The checkout guy says, "No, it's because you're fucking UGLY."

Sorry, it's all I got...

Crystal said...

that's great Shan!

Shanshu said...

dirty gyp: that's a good one, too! lol

Think Frustrated said...

Ha! Very funny. I got one:

A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the helicopter rides, but he couldn't see paying $30.00 for tickets.

"Let's make a deal," said the pilot. "If you and your wife can ride without making a single sound, I won't charge you anything. Otherwise, you pay the thirty dollars."

"Good deal!" said the farmer.

So they went for a ride. When they got back the pilot said, "If I hadn't been there, I never would have believed it. You never made a sound!"

"It wasn't easy either," said the farmer "I almost shit when my wife fell out!"

Rowan said...

nice! ha! Loved it.