Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Crazy Rambling Time!

Today I'm going to try something different. I'm going to try this thing where I type out random crap and useless information as it comes to me, in my gargantuan cranium. Some of it may make sense, and some of it may not make sense. But either way, it should be an entertaining read. If it’s not, then we’ll all know that this won’t become a new Shanshu staple.

Ok let’s begin. For some reason, on the way to work today I had the song from Mortal Kombat in my head, and I have no idea how it got there. Also, on the way to work yesterday, I was listening to the radio and managed to catch Ice, Ice Baby and The Humpty Dance in a back-to-back retro request hour. I couldn’t help but get jiggy with it in my car as I attempted to ignore the people watching me.

Sometimes I wonder if people are watching me that are dead. Then I start to wonder if I am watching myself, as I am dead. You see, if you look at the universe as it probably is, which is a state of time being a relative and ignorable event, you can theorize that after we die, we will no longer be linear, time-based beings…but all time beings, all at once. If this is the case, then I wonder if my dead, timeless self is watching my present self RIGHT NOW. Then I wave.

I really like the little envelopes that pop up in the bottom right corner of the computer screen, letting me know that new mail has just arrived. It makes me feel happy that somebody is taking the time to send something to me. Then I begin to wonder who it is, and try to guess. 80% of the time, I am correct. I don’t know where I got the 80% figure…I just made it up. It could be a completely different number.

I like Halloween, a lot. I’ve always liked it, and not just the candy thing. That never was that exciting to me, to be honest. I just liked going around and going to strange houses and dressing up and being different for a change. I like it now, because it is such a sexy holiday. SO SEXY…some of the outfits girls wear on Halloween are border-whore outfits but none of us care because it is Halloween and anything goes. You could see a nerd librarian girl dressed up like a hooker on Halloween, and that makes it a sexy holiday.

What happened to the show Dead Like Me? I wasn’t a huge fan of it, but I watched a lot of the episodes and I thought the premise was pretty entertaining, but I just realized I haven’t seen it in a long time. Speaking of TV shows, mine are starting to piss me off. Lost can suck my nuts…seriously. I think this is my last season. Prison Break is still good, but it’s starting to get cheesy.

Shhh! It’s quiet. Yeah, a little too quiet.
This is easy. Yeah, a little too easy.
Look! There’s Raph! Yeah….a little too Raph.

That was the most obscure TMNT reference ever. I hope at least one person picked up on it. If not, then I feel like a complete dork. I'm not even sure which movie came from...the second one, I think. I remember Vanilla Ice was in it, as well. Creepy. That's the second time I've thought about him today. That's 2 times, too many.

Now I’m thinking about dead people watching me, and how sexy Halloween is. So I’m both turned on, and freaked out at the same time. Reminds me of my first time. WOW. I have not that about that for a long time…my first time. It wasn’t that great, but the first time never is, they say. It was just the fact that I had finally had sex. The big S. I’m pretty sure I lasted a whole 15 seconds and that might be an exaggeration, but I’m not sure. The girl was weird and I didn’t even like her that much…but she was willing to sleep with me, and so that counted for something. Looking back, I should have stayed home and watched TV.

Chili’s has much better boneless buffalo wings than Applebee’s. I’m not even hungry right now, so I’m not sure where that came from. Damn my head is full of random crap, isn’t it?

I think I should stop, now. It’s getting pretty crowded up in my brain, and it’s starting enjoy this whole random thing a little too much. A little too Raph. I need to stop now.

Happy Tuesday. I’m going to start saying that everyday until somebody says it back to me. Then I’ll stop for a week, and probably start it up again because it’ll be funny in a strange, delayed way. People like delays.

PS: Go to Google Images and type in Ice, Ice Baby and see what the first result is. NOT what I expected to get. Talk about random.


Pizzle said...

Wow...you should probably warn folks that doing that search yields NSFW content...

While there were definitely gems in that random outpouring, I'm not a huge fan of the new concept.

Oh, and I totally got your reference to TMNT. I always thought it came from the first movie, though.

Then I think about how the chick who played April is trying to buy a TV in the new Circuit City commercial.

Then I giggle.

Kay said...

I like the randomness. It's like a list, but slightly more detailed.
Got the TMNT reference, have no clue what movie tho.

Pizzle said...

So...I had to find out...

It's from TMNT II:

Donatello: The perimeter's quiet.
Leonardo: Yeah, a little too quiet.
[Donatello knocks two Foot soldiers out]
Donatello: Well, that was easy!
Leonardo: Yeah, a little too easy.
Donatello: Look! It's Raph!
Michaelangelo: Yeah, a little too Raph.

Also, it was interesting to see, in the credits, that the guys in the turtle suits also each played bit parts as their usual selves. Pretty cool.

Rowan said...

I loved your randomness today!
Kicked ass!
Was thinking about your thoughts on dead people, I think the same things all.the.freaking.time! I am a big lover of HG Wells who thought a lot (ahead of his time) of the time/space continuum - the 4th dimension. I love thinking about that, then I think about my family watching me having sex...when I was younger, I thought...ewww...now, it kinda turns me on....does that mean I'm finally comfortable with myself? Now, I'm thinking about MY first time...do ya know? I don't remember it!?! Not really, must not have been very good then....hmmm......I remember the date of my first partnered O, April 7th, 1994....what day of the week was that I wonder? hmmmmm, he was engaged last thing I knew, bet he's married by now. I'm hungry. I brought leftovers *barfs* I think I should eat it now and then smoke a little....

there, see? I like this randomness it's fun

Rowan said...

oh...forgot, HAPPY TUESDAY SHAN!!!

oh and tell Jen to go with the Piratess...or wench or whatever it is....I forgot to mention....I LURRRRRRRRRRVVVVVVVVEEEEE halloween, I'm all french and maidy and stuff. So, this nerd can be slutty. Wish there was applebys and chili's in canada.

Rowan said...

oh ummm, yeah ice ice nothing...not at ALL what I was expectin.

Pizzle said...

Rowan: It was a Thursday. :)

Rowan said...

thanks pizzle!

Shanshu said...

Pizzle, you have way too much free time on your hands, man. Too much.

Crystal said...

Oooh Shan! I'm totally digging the new template. Nice colors & fonts - easy on the eyes. Clean & simple.

Sorry haven't been around much lately. Been uberly busy. Did sit down the other night and watch episode "Angel" from season 1 and thought of you! :)

insanityinsk said...

Love the new template!!! Yeah...ice ice baby...nothing like seeing chicks and dildo's at work...lol.... Great post btw way...very funny ;p
Have a happy wednesday....in advance

Spinning Girl said...


Think Frustrated said...

Ok, so when I think about the whole space/time continuum thing, the first thing that comes into my mind is that dead people watch me masturbate. Am I the only one? Those must be some sick ass dead people, though ,because even the dead me looks away when I do that. So I'm odd, so what.

Shanshu said...

crystal: can't go wrong with Angel, ever. Make sure you tell Ashley we said hello.

insanity: Dildos at work are hard to miss, aren't they? If it's hard, it works.

spinning: what is "ew" ?

jacob: you are not alone, my friend. Not alone.

Danius Maximus said...

best not to question the almighty google.

Crystal said...

Shan, Ashley is still blogging on our group blog: Divas Dishing The Dirt: http://divasdishingthedirt.blogspot.com

l'il bear said...

First - love the new blog design. Hot.

Second - even I can appreciate chick's slutty halloween outfits.

Shanshu said...

crystal: thanks for the link! I will check it out, for sure.

Holly: slutty Halloween outfits for chicks are KEY. If I see one girl dressed up as a ghost this year, I'm going to bean her on the head and put her into a French maid outfit while she's passed out.

insanityinsk said...

lol..okay i'm a few days behind on my reading...but i see you got to use my little saying