Monday, October 24, 2005

Comedy Shows, Makeovers, and Smut

Well, here we are again…another Monday is upon us. A new week has sprung up and replaced the wonderful happiness of the weekend. While I am never in the mood for Mondays, and they usually cause me great distress...at least it’s not cold outside, and that helps to keep me sane.

Oh, wait…it IS fucking cold outside. Happy friggin Monday, indeed. Bah.

I trust that you all had a pleasant weekend filled with drunken debauchery, group bunny, and sinful amounts of takeout food? If not, then at the very least I sincerely hope that you had the chance to do things that brought you joy. As for myself, I spent most of the weekend at home, doing chores and relaxing and working off the horrible hangover that was produced from Friday night’s activities.

What’s that, you say? You’d like to know more? Well, kiddies…grab some carpet and tie your shoes, because I’ll tell you more about my exciting Friday night if you are good.

Friday night, we all went out to a comedy troupe in Lawrence (home of the University of Kansas) called The Victor Continental Show. It’s a comedy show filled with sketch comedy, drinking games, and local humor. The host of the show calls himself Victor Continental, and his character is very similar to a drunken, horny Ricky Ricardo. It’s a good time, and a chance to get wasted during an interactive show while watching some pretty humorous skits about anything from Evolution in Kansas, to strippers with nipple stickers. Good times, indeed.

Speaking of the show, I just found out that my girlfriend is a mini-celebrity because of last year’s performance. As I said, some of the show is interactive, and sometimes Victor brings people up on stage for various comedic reasons. Sometimes he even brings people up on stage for a combination of comedic and sexual reasons. My girlfriend is one such example.

I won’t bore you with details…since it’s much easier to just let you watch the video!!! She’s only in the first minute of the video, but feel free to watch more of the show, if you are so inclined. Jen got to get up on stage and receive a free shirt for doing nothing more than showing her ass and being a little bit smutty. Not in a tacky way, though…in a very cute, sexy way. I’m proud of her.

*sigh*

Anyway, the show was great and we all had a really good time. I managed to drink way too much again, and that caused problems for me later on. We stayed up late and had fun and I got home late and got a chance to make up for all the regurgitation I missed out on last weekend, so that was good. Saturday was spent in recover mode, and Sunday was reserved for laundry and apartment cleanup.

Not the most exciting weekend, but at least I had a blast on Friday night. Sadly, Jen didn’t get up on stage again...but I did see a drunken girl in a cocktail dress pull her dress all the way up to show her ass to the crowd; so that was a good time. Later on, I saw the same poor girl outside on the curb with her legs spread open while she smoked a cigarette and had a very drunken conversation with her female friend, who was completely oblivious to her friend’s new found desire for attention.

Gotta love college towns.


Blog Makeover:

Some of you may have noticed the new look of my blog! Some of you may not know what the hell I am talking about because you are too busy soaking up my wit and knowledge to worry about things like templates. In any case, I have a new blog template. Thanks so much to Cricket for helping me out with my new look. When I say “helping out” of course I mean “doing the whole thing herself”. She came up with the design and made the changes and I think she did a great job! Now you can all be jealous because I got one of the new Ultimate Blog Makeovers! Thanks again, Cricket!


Monday’s joke of the day:

There were three men stranded on an island in the middle of the ocean. One day the island natives surrounded them, unhappy to see Americans on their island. The angry chief gave them a choice. "Death or unga-bunga?" He shouted.
The first man really didn't want to die, so he chose unga-bunga. The entire tribe then bent him over a fallen tree, and butt-fucked him.
The second man said, "Man, I don't want to sound gay or anything, but I definitely don't want to die either. Okay....unga-bunga." The entire tribe bent him over a fallen tree and butt-fucked him.
The third man, disgusted by his friends' decisions, shouted, "Death!" To that, the chief shouted, "Death by unga-bunga!"

Random Blog Post Using the Term "Bunny":

Amanda's Blog (check out item #2)



Happy Monday!!!!

PS: Anybody know what happnened to Ashley? Her site is still down...

11 comments:

Think Frustrated said...

good post...blog looks AMAZING!

Rowan said...

Unga Bunga!
Old joke, but still makes me laugh everytime.
Happy Monday Shanshu!
Way better template, looks awesome.
Wish I could view the vid from work, but alas, I cannot....maybe later.

Pizzle said...

Good stuff, dawg.

Shanshu said...

Thank you, thank you. I'm happy with the new template, for sure! It helped make my Monday a little bit brighter.

Kay said...

Love the template. Totally jealous. Never heard the joke before so it was genius! Is it going to be a dialy joke? Or a Mon-daily joke?
And like Rowan I'll check out the video at home.

Elizabeth said...

Congrats to Jen on her hot Cameo appearance! Nice work.

Tydes Perdition said...

amazingly enough, i hadn't heard that unga bunga joke until about two weeks ago. apparently it's a fairly old joke but it's a rather coicidental that i run into it again so soon.

Spinning Girl said...

I love the new look! I'll come back after my cuddle party and read stuff I've missed while I was away.

B.O.B.I. said...

Notes: Ashley is down for the count. Her jealous-ass husband doesn't "get" the blogging thing and to avoid conflict, she stopped. 'Tis a sad day, indeed.

Another note: What the hell does "Toyumoayumofuchirunohonu hochihomayumoneyumenohenahomo mani tomamahe" mean? And why is it in katakana? And how did you get the "yu"s miniaturized under "a" and "ma"? Is that even Japanese?

Sorry, I'm just insanely curious now.
Group Bunny is the reward for an answer!

HighMaintenanceHussy said...

I like the new look. It suits you.

Shanshu said...

Elizabeth: Is the first time you've commented on my blog? I think it might be. Very cool.

tydes: I had never heard the unga joke before, but I guess a lot of other people have.

spinning: Cuddle parties? Aw, that rocks. We want details.

BOBI: Um...I have no idea what you are talking about. I'm assuming you are referring to the kanji on the title bar of my blog? Well, you'd have to ask Cricket about that, she came up with the design. My guess is...it's gibberish. You can rest easy.

HMH: thanks! I like the new look, as well. I tried to get a group bunny background pic, but that's hard to come up with.

Sucks about Ashley. We'll miss her.