OSW TRAGEDY!!
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I came into the office this morning to find Omi had been attacked! His lifeless body was found hanging on the cubicle wall, like some cheap deer head trophy.
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I couldn't believe my eyes. Omi had been impaled by some unknown enemy, and displayed for all in the office to see. Evil is afoot.
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Gently, I took him down from the wall and placed him on the desk to assess the severity of his wounds. It doesn't look good. Is there a ninja surgeon in the house?!
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7 comments:
So sad..........yet so funny
Awwww! Poor Omi!
Quick! Find him a Shen Gong Wu that will heal him!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
The insanity!
insanity: very sad, and yet very funny. Don't worry, I'm sure Omi will bounce back.
macca: OMG that is SO funny! YOu should totally bring in Mr. Bill for questioning! lol
callie: +10 cool points for knowing what Shen Gong Wu are!
damasta: I know! IT's horrible, isn't it? Omi seeks vengence.
Oh, I had something like that once. You just need a little duct tape and a bullet to bite on. He'll be fine.
ninjas are INCREDIBLY resilient. one might even say, rubber-like ability to bounce back.
once omi can wrest the head of that t-pin somewhere, he'll be able to pull himself off - i bet there won't even be that much blood.
ninjas are survivors.
any idea of who would use your cool ninja as a way to get to you yet?
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