Friday, February 16, 2007

*So* Sick of Hearing About Anna Nicole Smith

Anna Nicole Smith passed away.

That sucks.

She died under bizarre circumstances.

Not really.

But maybe she was over medicated?

Maybe. Why does it matter?

It's a tragedy! It's unfair!

Yes, that's what death always is. Deal with it. Why do you care so much, anyway?

Because...because she's a celebrity and because her life was cool and because she died!

You're a sheep. Baaaaah!

Seriously, why is this getting so much media attention? The way people are going on and on about this, you would think this was a huge conspiracy, or something that affected the world economy or a viral pandemic that threatened our way of life...something monumental and important.

Why do people care so much about celebrities? I mean, seriously...why the fuck do they get so much attention, no matter what they do? They can be a horrible person who has the mental capacity of a grapefruit, and people swoon over their every pathetic step. People care about what they eat, where they live, what they wear, who they date, when they go to the bathroom, what they wear to the beach...OMG get a fucking life!

I myself could give two shits about celebrities. I don't care who they are divorcing or which rehabilitation clinic they have checked in to, or who is the father of their babies...I don't care. I see them all as pretentious, self-involved losers who spend too much time patting themselves on the back in an effort to feel more self-involved and special in their own little bizarro world. I don't care about their views on religion, or politics, or social problems. I don't think they have any special knowledge or views on the world that are any better than anybody else's.

I do not believe a celebrity can vote better than me. They do not have an inherent wisdom in regards to poverty, disease, or economics. They do not affect world events or political decisions or global conflicts. They are not helping to further the human race.

They are born. They live. They die. Just like me. They are not fucking special.

Anna Nicole Smith bugged me, anyway. She was a stripper who met a rich rich RICH man who fell into her bullshit and made her a rich rich RICH stripper. She was a Playboy model, which is cool, but she wasn't anything more than that, to me. She did a couple of AWFUL movies that made my hair hurt, and then she got fat...then skinny...then drugged up...then clean...then she died.

What a great career she had, too. Hollywood was her true calling, I think. Here is a video clip of the "outtakes" from her movie Skyscraper. It's probably the worst movie ever, and her being naked a lot doesn't save it. Check out her "acting" below:

Did you ever watch her reality show? She was an annoying, mentally fucked up, big breasted lady who couldn't tell you the capital of Texas (it's Austin, by the way) even though she lived there. She was annoying and she was trashy and everytime she talked, she made us all want to punch babies.

Her "show" got horrible ratings and we all made fun of her and most of us hated her and then she dies and all of the sudden it's a horrible, awful thing and we're all so sad about it and talking about how much we miss her.


Now, don't get me wrong. I'm not happy that Anna Nicole Smith died. It's never fun to hear about someone dying young, especially suddenly. It's shocking and it's upsetting and it sucks. But it doesn't deserve all this attention, either.

Everyday I visit CNN and everyday I see something about Anna Nicole Smith on there. Autopsy results, legal battles, custody disputes...and now judges ordering embalming procedures.

Now...I'm not a doctor, or a mortician. But I'm pretty sure that you don’t need a JUDGE to order your body to be embalmed after you die. In fact, I'm pretty sure a judge isn't involved with ANYTHING relating to your death, unless you are murdered or something. Why the fuck is a judge taking a personal interest in this death?

Because it's Anna Nicole Smith, and she's a celebrity, and blah blah blah.

I understand the custody battle aspect of this whole case, I really do. There's money to be had, and family members who want it, and lovers who want a piece of the pie. But keeping her body on ice all this time is We Todd Did and it's disgusting and it's bullshit.

I'm so sick of hearing about it, to be honest. She's dead and it sucks, but seriously...stop talking about it. I don't think it's news worthy of front-page status, and I certainly don't think it's more important or world-affecting as say....other news.


Anonymous said...

I'm sick of it too. She was crazy white trash. What else is there to say?

Steven Novak said...

I was sick of Anna Nicole BEFORE she died...

NOw I kinda wish she was alive again just so everyone whould shut up about her. ;)


Shanshu said...

kitkat: I agree. You can take the girl out of the trailer park...but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.

sn: word.

MsLittlePea said...

Thanks for the blogvisit. You're funny. Punch babies...I can't stop laughing-what else is there to say after that?

Kay said...

Dude, I'm tellin ya, she OD'd on Trimspa, and this whole thing is a cover up by the company to hide it...

Shanshu said...

mslittlepea: there's not much else to say, after punching babies. It pretty much sums up the whole thing.

kay: I TOTALLY don't know what Trimspa is, but I bet you're right. There's always a conspiracy. shhhhhh.

Arlene said...

I agree that it's not front page news. Celebs always have a certain appeal'll blow over when one of the Olsen twins ends up pregnant ;-)

Manny said...

I'm not one to swoon over celebrities. I don't think the world is big enough to hold all their swollen heads.

I was sad when I heard about Anna. I liked her and don't even know why.

I agree, enough is enough. They should let her rest.

Um...can I be the babies daddy?

Thanks for visiting my blog.

Kay said...

Shanshu: Trimspa is the "wonder pill" Anna was pimping as the reason she magically lost all that weight...

Shanshu said...

Ahhhh yes! Trimspa...the wonder weight loss drug.

I bet she did OD on that stuff, or it had side effects or something. Good call.