Tuesday, January 10, 2006

You Callin' Me Out? You callin' ME out?!

Re-creation of scene from Top Gun:

Pizzle: You're not posting, Shan. You need to post, man. Hey! You need to post!
Shanshu: [grabbing Pizzle by his flight suit] I will post when I am goddamm good and ready! You got that?!

End scene.

I know, I know. It's true. I haven't been posting lately. At first I thought it was just the hustle and the bustle of the holidays causing my lack of creativity...but here we are, well into January and I'm still coming up with fluff, or nothing at all. Granted, that picture of the kid getting tagged by the ball was pretty damn funny...but it wasn't Shanshu style blogger comedy, and I am aware of this. Perhaps I'm losing that loving feeling or perhaps the creative well of my comedic soul has run dry...whatever the reason, I think I'm going to need some help.

Until then, I guess I'm just going to have to do my best to keep you entertained. You could always send me some ideas...stuff that would be fun to read about? That might work...either that, or I could make up some stories, or tell more anecdotes about group bunny and the lack of shyness displayed at my parties...who knows.

Anyway. I'm aware that my posting is on the side of thin lately, and I'm trying to remedy it. I'm sure my creative jucies will start flowing again, soon. If not, I might have to start posting on more serious topics, like religion and the lack of federal funding for the homeless of this country.



Pizzle said...

We...sorry Goose.

At least I said "please." :)

As long as you're trying, I'm cool with that. Whatever you do, DON'T get into serious shit.

As I said before, you didn't stop BEING funny, so you'll just have to find more things to apply that to.

Surely corporate servitude will yield a disgruntled post or two yet to come.

Shanshu said...

It also doesn't help matters that I'm sick this week...hard to be cool when you're full of phlegm.

Yeah, I spelled 'phlegm' correctly, bitches.

musie said...

eh i havent posted in over a month, i understand....let me know if you come up with anything interesting so i can steal it :)

Think Frustrated said...

I say, do it when you can. We want quality over quantity. Although, you used to give us both quality and quantity.

Spinning Girl said...

It took a 12-year-old sucking her thumb to break my writer's block. Betcha yours will go away if you spend an hour at the mall.

DaMasta said...

whut up, shanshu.
Well, it's wednesday now, and i'm just now reading your post. creativity comes in waves, so just sit back, enjoy the sun, and wait till the next one hits!


HizzleThizzle said...

I think in honor of audioblog day.. you should audioblog.

All the cool bunnies are doing it.

HighMaintenanceHussy said...

I've noticed a general slacking going on in bloggerland lately. I am not immune. I wonder if the blog is becoming the next big internet trend to go the way of the dodo.

There is NOTHING sexier than a guy who can spell phlegm correctly. Let's bunny.

DaMasta said...

I played [osw] without you.

It's on my other blog.

Crystal said...

I noticed the same emptiness that High has. I don't think anyone is posting too much lately. I'm not taking it personally Shan.
You could always talk about Angel. I don't get sick of that. Or the proposed Mexican board fence which I think is the stupidest thing ever. Whichever.

Rowan said...

No comment, I've not been posting either as I'm sure you are aware, so far, 2006 is just plain old blah-which isn't necessarily a bad thing in some cases.

Jen said...

It could be the fad thing, it could be the pressure to be creative, or you could be bored of writing every day. I've noticed it with lots of bloggers. Don't feel bad.