...because it sucked worse than anything has ever sucked before in the history of anything ever sucking. I would rather kiss a spitting cobra, than watch this pathetic film again. It took away an hour and half of my life, and gave me nothing in return except a strong desire to put a corkscrew through my left temple in an attempt to dig out the pain. It was lame...so lame, it limped.
Jessica Biel was in a bikini, though. That was pretty cool. I guess the movie wasn't all that bad.
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Oh.
I liked the movie.
never saw the movie, but even I can appreciate Jessica in a bikini
I've rarely serious rooted for a main character to get killed, like I did with Jamie Foxx's character in this awful movie. I think I even laughed at his Top Gun rip-off death.
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