Friday, January 13, 2006
Why I hate the movie STEALTH:
...because it sucked worse than anything has ever sucked before in the history of anything ever sucking. I would rather kiss a spitting cobra, than watch this pathetic film again. It took away an hour and half of my life, and gave me nothing in return except a strong desire to put a corkscrew through my left temple in an attempt to dig out the pain. It was lame...so lame, it limped.
Jessica Biel was in a bikini, though. That was pretty cool. I guess the movie wasn't all that bad.