Friday, January 27, 2006


Friday+Random=Frandom. It's something I'm going to try out today, because I'm in a random mood, today. I hope you like it. Actually, I don't care if you like it...just read it.

  • Somebody sent me a link to this site, which I found immensely funny, for some reason. I spent loads of time there, reading those facts and laughing at my desk. I even wrote some of my own, and submitted them. Stuff like "Chuck Norris slept with your" and "The answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42 roundhouse kicks from Chuck Norris". They pretty much write themselves, though. Go ahead...try one.
  • I found this picture online while looking for a new hentai profile pic for Jen. I'm not sure what the heck it is, but apparently the chick who designed it is a pretty popular 3D artist in Europe.
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
  • My girlfriend and I have pet-names for each other, as most couples do. As it turns out, one of them is also the name of an obscure city in Japan. How random is that? And no, I will not tell you what it is.
  • The best way to make a robe of serenity is to combine boxer shorts with a cloak of evasion.
  • "Los Lobos kick your ass. Los Lobos kick your face. Los Lobos kick your balls into outer space!"
  • I'll give you +10 group bunny points, if you know which movie that quote is from. No cheating. Chuck Norris will know, and he'll tell me. Then he'll roundhouse kick you in the face.
  • My favorite Girl Scout cookies are Thin Mints. Those things are like chocolate covered crack, to me. I can't seem to stop eating them. Has anybody ever done research on these cookies? I mean, it's like they're addictive or something. Maybe they put something in know, like the same stuff they put into the KFC recipe.
  • I'm planning on having a Chinese veggie stir-fry for lunch today and I'm so excited about it, I could die. I could die, because it's so lame that I'm excited about what I'm going to have for lunch I'll probably kill myself. Fucking hell.
  • The atomic weight of Cobalt is 58.9332 Amu
  • I wonder if they have already made a porn movie called "Brokebutt Mountain"
  • Speaking of Brokeback Mountain...why are so many people talking about this movie? I confess, I haven't seen it or know anything about it, whatsoever. Is the movie really good? Really bad? Controversial? WHAT is so bloody special about it?
  • Cor Blimey!
  • I'm still not smoking. Except for last night, but that was only because Jen lit my clothes on fire.
  • I don't know why I like to use w00t so much.
  • I've had serious Buffalo Wing cravings this week. I might have to make sure that Jen and I go out to dinner tonight someplace that has good Buffalo Wings so I can eat my fill.
  • Today is Mozart's birthday. You should send a card. He hasn't heard from you in ages.
  • Sushi sucks. Chuck Norris hates sushi.


Maccafreak said...

In my opinion only, 'Brokeback Mountain' was incredible. It has it all. And really, after having to hear about how amazing 'Titanic' was for three freaking years, hear that damn Celine Dion song 25 times a day, and forced to see people mimicking DiCaprio's "I'm the king of the world!" on the streets...this press about Brokeback is nothing!

Oh, and I like grapes!

DaMasta said...

Short Circuit 2, duh.
Super Extra Bonus Points for knowing this quote:
How could you hate the Colonel, dad?
Because he puts a secret ingredient in his chicken that makes ya crave for it nightly, ya smart-ass!

DaMasta said...

Here's one:
Any day is a good day when Chuck Noris' fist is up your ass.

DaMasta said...

Ok, so this is what happens when you put a whole bunch of random shit on your post... you get a whole bunch of random comments from me.


oh..and the thing with brokeback mountain is... IT'S GAY!

Jen said...

Brokeback Mountain is probably a really good film, but I'm guessing that the reason it's so lauded is because it deals with gay men. You know how much Hollywood LOVES unusual topics. It makes them feel so artsy and special.

Maccafreak said...

It's nice to see some artsy, multi-layered scripts coming from Hollywood...

Shanshu said...

maccafreak: After all the stuff you said about the movie, I'll probably see it.

jen: thanks for the clarification. I figured it was because of that.

damasta: The movie you are referring to is So I Married an Axe Murderer . I freaking LOVE that movie. "Woman! Woman. Woooooooman!" Good stuff.

I love random comments, girl. Keep that shit up.

Callie said...

Good for you not smoking!! Congrats.

Yeah, I never cared for sushi much, either. Except California Rolls.

And Buffalo Wings are fantastic. Expecially when you get them extra spicy, and have some blue cheese dressing to dip them in. Yum.

Great, now I'm going to be craving the damn things all weekend. Thank you very much. :-P

Think Frustrated said...

Hilarious post! You are back in rare form. The Chuck Norris was the funniest thing I have ever read. I actually think I laughed so hard my colon exploded. They should add that to the list of Chuck Norris' accomplishments. Gotta go to the hospital now...

wrmblnwrck said...

I think everyone's favorite Girl Scout cookies are Thin Mints. The other types of cookies are there only as a diversionary tactic, as it would be too suspicious otherwise.

My question has always been which Girl Scouts do they make the thin mints out of anyway?

DaMasta said...

Also considered:

Any day is a good day when Chuck Noris takes his fist out of your ass.

DaMasta said...

Another SIMaAM quote:

"Excuse me, I believe I order the large. HELLO!! It's like Campbell's Cup O Chino!"

Pizzle said...

Yeah, the Short Circuit reference was waaaaay too easy.

Sushi doesn't suck. Just because YOU don't like it, doesn't mean others don't.

Oh, and I hate Thin Mints. I know I'm the only one in the world. BUT, at least I don't suggest they suck.

DaMasta said...

Dammit.. I can't stop commenting. You need text messaging on this bitch.

My radio station here in Houston has been saying those Chuck Norris quotes all week! They have that link on their website. Some pretty funny shite.

Oh, and fuck buffalo wings. Tiny little chickens of torture. All that trouble and you only get like an inch worth of edible meat. I mean really... why waste your time.
[did that make sense?]

DaMasta said...

They make Thin Mints out of thin. mints.


Ok, ok, I'll stop now. Shit.

Shanshu said...

callie: glad I could help your buffalo wing cravings! If you have them this weekend, silently thank me.

think frustrated: Chuck Norris can do colon surgery...on himself. Without drugs. While he's kicking you in the face.

wrmblnwrck: Why oh WHY did you change your profile name to this long, confusing thing? Foo.

pizzle: fine, you big baby. "Sushi doesn't suck for all people. In my opinion, eating raw fish is the lamest thing anybody has ever done in the history of the world, EVER. But to each their own."

damasta: I don't mind the random comments...they're cracking me up. Don't forget I am on Yahoo Messenger. Shanshu311. Holla if you want to, chica.

Oh, and about buffalo wings: That's why I like to get buffalo chicken strips. w00t

Kay said...

I so knew it was Short Circuit 2... So I deserve some group bunny points, what you say?
I frickin love all the chuck norris facts. Have you watched those info-mercials for his weight machine-thing? Where he's walking around Muscle Beach?

DaMasta said...

Me no likey buffalo flavored anything. Bleh.

The one inch edible thing goes for crawfish, too. Searoach mucha f*ckers.

This is the best post e-v-e-r.

Shanshu said...

kay: girl, you've got so many group bunny points coming towards might have to get an invite to this summer's Group Bunny Beach Bash!

damasta: Crawfish are the devil. Chuck Norris hates crawfish...he stares them down, and they burst into flames. Then he snorts the ashes.

DaMasta said...

Isn't it crazy that snorting shit is funny, as long as you're not really addicted to it. In this case, no, I'm not addicted to snorting crawfish ashed, thus, that comment was funny as fuck.

The Humanaught said...

Did anyone else have to select all the text on this page to read the comments? Perhaps it's just the Chinese government's latest attempts at blocking me from reading your site! Having to use a secret proxy thingamabob isn't bad enough, now I've gotta read your site in reverse-polarized script... fun!

Oh, right... so Brokeback Mountain... it's on my short list to watch (got the DVD sitting here waiting), but not because of the Gay Cowboy-True Love story thing... just because it's Ang Lee and I wanna see if it's more Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon [showin' me the good] or more Incredible Hulk [bring on the suck].

Plus the fact that China's so mixed on this film. Their golden-boy director making a movie about so controversial a topic as being gay, something officially denied to exsist in China in any large form. Right.

hehe... cool, my realpersonverification word is 'hyjak'.

Spinning Girl said...

laugh. effing. RIOT.

Jessi said...

Brokeback Mountain can't really be explained. You just have to see it. All I can tell you is that I can't stop thinking about it. I saw it twice and am probably going to see it again in a couple of weeks. The first time I saw it, I cried and thought about it for days. The second time, I cried. And cried. And cried. And watched the trailer about 20 times and cried some more. And ordered the book from Amazon. And taped the Oprah show about it. I may need therapy if this keeps up. :D