- Somebody sent me a link to this site, which I found immensely funny, for some reason. I spent loads of time there, reading those facts and laughing at my desk. I even wrote some of my own, and submitted them. Stuff like "Chuck Norris slept with your girlfriend...today." and "The answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42 roundhouse kicks from Chuck Norris". They pretty much write themselves, though. Go ahead...try one.
- I found this picture online while looking for a new hentai profile pic for Jen. I'm not sure what the heck it is, but apparently the chick who designed it is a pretty popular 3D artist in Europe.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
- My girlfriend and I have pet-names for each other, as most couples do. As it turns out, one of them is also the name of an obscure city in Japan. How random is that? And no, I will not tell you what it is.
- The best way to make a robe of serenity is to combine boxer shorts with a cloak of evasion.
- "Los Lobos kick your ass. Los Lobos kick your face. Los Lobos kick your balls into outer space!"
- I'll give you +10 group bunny points, if you know which movie that quote is from. No cheating. Chuck Norris will know, and he'll tell me. Then he'll roundhouse kick you in the face.
- My favorite Girl Scout cookies are Thin Mints. Those things are like chocolate covered crack, to me. I can't seem to stop eating them. Has anybody ever done research on these cookies? I mean, it's like they're addictive or something. Maybe they put something in them...you know, like the same stuff they put into the KFC recipe.
- I'm planning on having a Chinese veggie stir-fry for lunch today and I'm so excited about it, I could die. I could die, because it's so lame that I'm excited about what I'm going to have for lunch I'll probably kill myself. Fucking hell.
- The atomic weight of Cobalt is 58.9332 Amu
- I wonder if they have already made a porn movie called "Brokebutt Mountain"
- Speaking of Brokeback Mountain...why are so many people talking about this movie? I confess, I haven't seen it or know anything about it, whatsoever. Is the movie really good? Really bad? Controversial? WHAT is so bloody special about it?
- Cor Blimey!
- I'm still not smoking. Except for last night, but that was only because Jen lit my clothes on fire.
- I don't know why I like to use w00t so much.
- I've had serious Buffalo Wing cravings this week. I might have to make sure that Jen and I go out to dinner tonight someplace that has good Buffalo Wings so I can eat my fill.
- Today is Mozart's birthday. You should send a card. He hasn't heard from you in ages.
- Sushi sucks. Chuck Norris hates sushi.
Friday, January 27, 2006
Friday+Random=Frandom. It's something I'm going to try out today, because I'm in a random mood, today. I hope you like it. Actually, I don't care if you like it...just read it.