Jen went out last night for some sort of Irish dinner celebration.
Jen drank at the Irish dinner celebration.
Jen woke up feeling hungover today.
I gave her no sympathy.
Drinking the night before Saint Patrick's Day is like...eating a huge meal before you sit down to Thanksgiving dinner.
It's not smart.
I'm sure this goes without saying, but everybody be safe today/tonight. Remember, only idiots drive while drunk...and always wear a condom.
Unless you're masturbating. Then it's ok not to.
6 comments:
What if you're masterbating while drunk?
Wha?
I'm just asking...
Big night for me. Woo hoo!
p.s. I added you to the Pigpile on the Spinning Bed (daily read & faves). I hope that's not too forward. I'm not taking my top off for you, so stop asking.
I love to masterbate with a condom then I last longer and easyer clean up .
Wear a condom? What the hell am I gonna put it on?
Pssst. I'm not here. You haven't seen me. I promised Bob NO BLOGGING TILL MY WORK IS DONE. so, you never saw me.
Masturbating with a condom, I'll see if I can talk the lucky one into it...
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