Friday, March 17, 2006

Happy Saint Patrick's Day!


Jen went out last night for some sort of Irish dinner celebration.
Jen drank at the Irish dinner celebration.
Jen woke up feeling hungover today.

I gave her no sympathy.

Drinking the night before Saint Patrick's Day is like...eating a huge meal before you sit down to Thanksgiving dinner.

It's not smart.

I'm sure this goes without saying, but everybody be safe today/tonight. Remember, only idiots drive while drunk...and always wear a condom.

Unless you're masturbating. Then it's ok not to.

6 comments:

DaMasta said...

What if you're masterbating while drunk?

Wha?

I'm just asking...

Spinning Girl said...

Big night for me. Woo hoo!

Spinning Girl said...

p.s. I added you to the Pigpile on the Spinning Bed (daily read & faves). I hope that's not too forward. I'm not taking my top off for you, so stop asking.

wallycrawler said...

I love to masterbate with a condom then I last longer and easyer clean up .

crabcake said...

Wear a condom? What the hell am I gonna put it on?

Pssst. I'm not here. You haven't seen me. I promised Bob NO BLOGGING TILL MY WORK IS DONE. so, you never saw me.

Mone said...

Masturbating with a condom, I'll see if I can talk the lucky one into it...