Friday, March 17, 2006
Happy Saint Patrick's Day!
Jen went out last night for some sort of Irish dinner celebration.
Jen drank at the Irish dinner celebration.
Jen woke up feeling hungover today.
I gave her no sympathy.
Drinking the night before Saint Patrick's Day is like...eating a huge meal before you sit down to Thanksgiving dinner.
It's not smart.
I'm sure this goes without saying, but everybody be safe today/tonight. Remember, only idiots drive while drunk...and always wear a condom.
Unless you're masturbating. Then it's ok not to.