Friday, December 23, 2005

Annoying to the Point of Homicidal Thoughts

You know what I hate most about New Year's? Not the parties or the countdowns, or even those lame noise-makers. What I hate about New Year's Eve is the fact that people try to be clever by saying the following phrase:

"See you next year!"

I fucking hate that. The people who say that think they're being so clever, too. They're hoping that somebody is going to hear that and say "What do you mean? Why won't I see you for a whole year?" and then they can be all smug and witty and say "Well, you'll see me tomorrow...that's next year. Ha ha! Got you! I'm so much smarter than you!"

Fucking lame.

Somebody said that to me today and I almost choked them.

Happy Holidays!!!

6 comments:

Shanshu said...

Really? She'll be happy to hear that...for a while I think she was afraid that nobody read her blog.

:)

Spinning Girl said...

Assholes.

Merry Christmas!

DaMasta said...

Merry Christmas, E Dog!!

Thanks for all the laughs and ..

...well...


See ya next year!

Anamika Anyone said...

Was just about to say that... but..
Have fun!
This'll do...

Shanshu said...

tydes: I think the way you do it is acceptable...anybody else must die.

Happy New Year's to all! I am not blogging because it's still my Xmas vacation.

I miss you. Pizzle is here, and he says hi. Actually, he flipped me off and then cooked me bacon.

Anonymous said...

OH MY GOD. So I'm that guy. I pretty much said that to everyone in the office. I am usually so clever. Maybe I should have told my boss and her assistant, "Catch you in the '06, bitches. Don't get too drunk because I will." Shan, I'm sorry. Anyway, talk to you next year.