Wednesday, May 02, 2007

I'm a bastard

This is the part, where I tell you I SUCK. Then you tell me I TOTALLY SUCK.

Then I say I'm sorry.

Then you pretend to forgive me, even though in your heart of hearts, all you can think to yourself is "The nerves of this guy. What a fucktard, to think he can try to squirm his way back into my virtual pants of blogger. Fuck him!"

You know you're thinking something like that. That's assuming you're reading this, at all. The sad truth is, you're right. I'm totally an asshole for leaving you all hanging for so long.

My excuses are as follows:

1. My job lay-off.

I know that this seems like a bullshit excuse, but since I've been off work I've had extra time on my hands...and you would THINK this would ensure a daily post or at the very least some comments on other blogs. Surprisingly, this is not the case. As it turns out, my best posts came from a lack of work to do while I sat in my corporate servitude dwindling away the hours.

Now that I'm at home and have other things on my agenda, blogging seems to take a back-seat.

I know, I know. That sounds bitchy and it seems like I don't care about my readers. SO not true...I just need to spend more time blogging, now that I'm not sitting bored in a cubicle all day.

2. Golf

OK, I'm sorry. I've been golfing a lot lately. The weather has been good, and my balls are going where they're supposed to....right in your girlfriend's mouth.


OK, seriously. I've been having a swell time with the golf thing these past 2 weeks, and while my scores have improved and my farmer's tan is well on its way to winning a Redneck Award, I still feel bad that I haven't spent much time indoors to post on occasion.

3. Saying goodbye to the single life

Yep. Sad to say to all my group bunny fans out there, but Shanshu has effectively taken himself off the market. That means I can't pleasure some of you the way in which you're accustomed to...and that includes your mom.

I totally proposed. She totally said yes. We're totally engaged.

Double WOOT.

So needless to say, that's taken up some of my time lately, as we've had to tell family and friends and start looking at churches and buy wedding books and watch bullshit sappy wedding shows on TLC that make me want to puke up my own spleen.

Guess who's idea the wedding shows are.

In any case, I've been up to my large testes in stuff to do around here, and blogging hasn't entered into my daily "To Do" list.

It's a fucking shame, and I mean to rectify the situation. I'm going out of town tomorrow to visit my buddy PJ in Atlanta.

BUT...when I return, I promise to do my best to keep up with the blogging and keep you all entertained to the best of my ability. Either that, or I'll post pictures of naughty things or whatever.

Please don't leave me. I love you all.

Hugs and kisses on all your pink parts,




Arlene said...

You got engaged?? Holy shit, congrats!!!! I'd love to see a pic of you guys, considering I don't even know what you look like!
It's ok that you've been MIA, but don't let that shit happen again!!
Hahaha, have fun on your trip!!

Think Frustrated said...

She said yes, even though you're a jobless bum? You must be great in the sack.

Callie said...

Frustrated said exactly what I was going to.

Congrats Shanshu!

And for goodness' sake - get a job already.


OKISenior said...
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Shanshu said...

Yeah, I have no job and I'm being totally lazy this month. Lucky for me I have that 11 inch member...or else I'm sure my girl would have left me by now.

Kay said...

Alright, I suppose those excuses will do for now, but they've got an expiration...

Dude, wedding shows on TLC? Obviously you're not That good in the sack, or you'd find some way to weasel yourself out of those. I feel for you man...

Have fun in Atlanta and congrats on the engagement.
Now go get a job so you'll actually post when you say you will.

MsLittlePea said...

Congratulations on your engagement! Just don't start getting all 'sensitive dude' on us dammit.

P said...

After the "doing your mom" picture, you think I might become too sensitive?

lol I don't think that's something to worry about.


Kay said...

Hey guy, that whole extreme weather stuff wasn't anywhere close to you right? You and all the fams and friends alright?

Ookami Snow said...

congrats on the engagement!

Shanshu said...

Nope, that weather was nowhere near me. That's western Kansas.

Thanks for showing concern, tho!

Anamika Anyone said...

Congrats, Shanshu! Good to hear from you aftr such a long time. I thought you had dived underground again and was about to bring out the rescue team. :)