Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Girls, Girls, Girls!


Since the topic got such positive feedback, I thought I’d go ahead and post about girls in our blogger community that I think would be awesome in bed. Maybe in future posts we can get more detailed and personal, but for now, I’ll just post their names and why I think they would be able to give any guy (or girl) a run for their money in the sack.



Dirty Blonde: Maybe it’s the drunk thing…maybe it’s the hot party pics she posts…maybe it’s that dirty attitude. Whatever the reason, I have a strong suspicion that she would be hard to keep up with. I'm also willing to bet that if she wanted to, she could post some stories that would even make me blush.


Ashley: I’m not entirely sure why, to be honest. I think it has something to do with the innocent vibe you get from her, but then you find out through hints and sly comments that she would be a wild partner. That whole “innocent housewife with whips in the closet” idea is a classic, and hard to ignore. There's a reason Desperate Housewives is such a big hit.


High Maintenance Hussy: She's bisexual, lives in Europe, and a writer…need I say more? I don’t think so. Sexy and wild, all the way. Growl. When HMH starts the sexy talk, I get warm fuzzies in my special place.


Jen: I really should put Jen on the list, since I know for a fact that she is good in bed. I'm sure there are some people who read this blog that also know this to be true.


Insanityinsk: I don’t even know this girl very well…but her posts are enough to let me know that she is a sexual creature with a lot of toys under her mattress. Wild in bed? I’m willing to put money on it.


Nameless and Kay: These two MUST be wild in the sack, for the pure fact that they enjoy talk about Group Bunny. Anybody who even jokingly mentions wanting to be invited to the next group bunny beach bash is just dying for a threesome, which means at their core they have to be stallions between the sheets. Especially when they work together. (wink)


Spinning Girl: She’s naughty. I can’t tell you why, and I can’t quite put my finger on it…but it is my belief that when given the opportunity, she has the power to make men beg for more. Perhaps it is her Zeus-like ability to shoot out Tolkien trivia like thunderbolts from high above. Or maybe I just get a crazy idea in my head, and have trouble getting it out. Even though I have no proof to back up my theory, I think she's definately got handcuffs under her pillow.



So, there’s my list. It’s not complete, because there are many more that could/should be on it, but as far as first attempts go, I think it’s not too shabby. I’m sure in the future I will include more ladies, and maybe even some lads. We’ll just see how well received this post is, before contemplating a sequel. Please note:

-If you are a girl, and you are not on this list, but feel you should be: leave a comment about why and try to convince me. Don't be offended. Chances are, I wanted to put you on the list but decided against it, this time around. Or maybe I thought you would take offense, and I didn't want to annoy you.
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If you are a girl, and you are on the list, and you do not wish to be because you are shy or embarrassed: please let me know and I will remove you.
-If you are a guy, and you have a girl that you think should be included on the list: please leave a comment and include their name and the reasons behind your answer.
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If you are a jealous boyfriend/husband/monkey: please visit Pizzle or BOBI and let them know all about your rage. They will be handling this aspect of my mail, for me. I hope they don't mind, too much.



28 comments:

Crystal said...

Ashley; innocent vibe? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nameless said...

I feel so honored to have made the list. I'd like to thank the academy, my family and of course the men and women which have made me the best bed partner I could be. *blows kisses*

Shanshu said...

My friend Kisses stands up and thanks YOU.

Kay said...

YES! I made the coveted Shanshu Good In Bed List!
Yes!
I shall now go brag to all of my friends about this honor.

Crystal said...

Girls! Girls! Girls!..hmm..that title always evokes two totally different reactions out of me. On one hand you have Motley Crue yelling it and then on the other you have Elvis Presley crooning it. I guess it depends on which ever mood you're in as to which one would appropriately represent it. When you're feeling particularly raunchy - you can go with the Crue. When you're feeling a bit more boy-next-doorish you can go with the Presley version.

What the fuck does this have to do with anything? I dunno. Sorry. I'm rambling again.

Shanshu said...

Personally, I always hear the Motley Crue song in my head when I hear Girls, Girls, Girls. That was my motivation for the title.

I also don't think I've ever been to a strip club that DIDN'T play that song.

Rowan said...

hmmm, well I wanted to make the list, and was disheartened that again, I did not. i have many reasons why I think I should have, and I will be posting them on my blog a little later today.

Monkey said...

I've been lurking here for a while, and finally felt the courage to comment. Spinning Girl is hot. Anyone who cuddles fictitious animals is extrodinary in my book.

And while reading this post, I imagined those 3AM ads for "Girls Gone Wild".

Signed,
A Lurking Fan who is only 8 inches tall.

Bashful Blue said...

I think I should be on the list. But since you don't know me that well, I understand why I'm not on it.

Oh, and I'm not going to try and convince/beg you to put me on the list.

It's just not my style. :)

Crystal said...

Bashful, I had the exact same reaction.

The Humanity Critic said...

great post...

HighMaintenanceHussy said...

I am humbled by your praise, good sir. I agree with you on all counts. In fact, I often have impure thoughts about Nameless, Dirty Blonde and myself group bunnying your brains out.

Ms. Adventures said...

Wow Shan! Thanks for the kudos. I'll take innocent desperate housewife anyday! I'm not very innocent though, I guess that's why Crystal laughed, but I can see why you'd think so. I think what it is, is that my conversation is not totally wrapped up in sex or sexual innuendo. I am for the record a wild partner in most all ways, though.
Thanks again.

drunkbh said...

Woo-hoo. I made the list. I feel so special now. I guess it was my dirty pics and dirty thoughts.

Oh, I am with HMH on her group bunny idea. Sign me up!

Shanshu said...

Sweet. All we need now, is for Nameless to say ok. Then we'll have a new group party to plan!

I'll bring the onion dip.

Pizzle said...

Dude. I better at least get to watch after getting thrown under the "hey angry husbands, beat THIS guy up" bus...

Kay said...

pizzle, we can start our own group bunny party... Anyone else in?

Danikabur said...

Damnit!! How could I NOT be on this list??

Spinning Girl said...

Oh my! That's quite a list. It's amazing what little nuances you pick up about people, just from their written lives. I wonder what marks you hit dead-on, and where you were way off. Time and individual stories will tell! Thank you for what I shall take as a compliment, and I
neither confirm nor deny anything that has been said here.

Heather said...

I agree totally on your list.. although Im not really sure who Kay is.. but I think your list is missing one key person.. ME!

B.O.B.I. said...

Ahhh, man! Now I understand why I've had all these guys trying to castrate me! A little more direct notice, next time, please!

Shanshu said...

heather: Well, if you can include reasons and details, I might be able to include you in the next list. :)

bobi: sorry, dude. next time I will give some fair warning. but at least we got to see Spinning Girl's handcuffs, and that's all that matters.

insanityinsk said...

WOW. I cannot Believe i made your list! You made my day. Thanks :)
It was because of the facial story wasn't it..lol....hmmmm i may need to try one again! Wild in bed...hmmm we'll have to see about that ;)

Shanshu said...

There can never be enough facial stories, insanityinsk. Never enough!!

:P

insanityinsk said...

Sorry about the name misspell SHANSHU!!!!!!!! I supppooose i'm going to get black listed now. To make it up to you....I guess i'll have to owe you a good ole creamy facial story!

Callie said...

How could you forget Dani??????

That's just wrong, dude.

But I agree with all of the others on the list.

:-P

Nameless said...

Uhm, I am always ok with group bunny. Especially when HMH and Dirty Blonde are involved. *drools*

Shanshu said...

insanity: SEXY! I accept your facial story offer. I'll be waiting for it.

callie: I didn't forget Dani! I just didn't include her in list #1 because I wanted to keep some suspense up. Don't worry.

nameless: I'm organizing a group bunny party for the three of you, it's just taking me longer than I expected. Details to follow.