You know, for a long time I've day-dreamed about what it would be like to NOT have to go into the office day after day. I would sit in my cubicle and imagine how great it would be if I could just leave the office and go play. I would think about playing golf or shopping or going out to eat with friends and family. I thought about all of the projects I would get done, and how much fun it would be to be outside and enjoying the world around me.
Yet here I sit.
The fucking weather is not cooperating with my time off work plans. Everyday it has been cold and rainy and cloudy and depressing. I've found myself cooped up in my apartment with no real plans and nothing exciting to do.
Good thing I have the Wii to keep me occupied. But even that starts to get old, after a while. I find myself being BORED while I'm off work and that just sickens me. I can't believe I finally got my dream of having time off work...and I have nothing to show for it.
This fucking sucks.
What kind of things should I do to occupy my time? Any thoughts?
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8 comments:
Oh baby, that's the way it ALWAYS works out. And it bites the big one too.
I dunno man. You could play soduko but...you can do that at the office. Go to mall and watch for girls with holes in the back of their britches. That's the new thing, yanno. Butt holes.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA! Ok....now wait. That last part came out alllll wrong. Geez. I'm an idiot.
You're going to hate me.
But I can't help myself.
The grass is always greener!
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Sorry you're bored :-)
The truth is that it's more exciting to play hookey than it is to not have a job. I think it's the thrill of not being there when you should be a la Ferris Bueller.
I think you should build a boat, ala Noah.
Or take up knitting.
Or build birdhouses.
Maybe you should go chain yourself to a tree for a couple weeks. You'd appreciate you Wii after that...
CRABBY: Seriously...butt holes? I don't think the girls who wander the mall during the day are old enough for me to be checking out their butt holes. lol
arlene: If the friggin' sun would come out so I could appreciate the greener grass...that would be soemthing.
tf: I agree. That's probably what is happening. Maybe I should get a crap job at QuickTrip just so I can NOT show up. lol
kay: I tried to build a birdhouse, but the chipmunks burned it down in protest. Something about protected branches...lame.
Hey, don't worry, just hang in there. Learn something new, even if its not useful.
D'you think you can complete my last semester project for me?? :)
You could prank call. Oh but with caller ID, I guess you couldn't.
You can make cupcakes?
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