I now have two....count them....two Blackberries on my desk. One is my personal handheld, and the other one is for work.
WHY do I have two, you ask? That's easy. Lemme 'splain:
I used to work for Sprint, who offers free mobile service to all employees. It was a pretty sweet deal and I enjoyed it. Because it was free, I loaded myself up with all the fun stuff. I bought a Blackberry 8703 with text, email, internet, instant messaging, and even threw in some GPS action.
Then I left Sprint. My employee discount went with it, and for the first time in years, I was forced to pay for mobile service like the rest of the world.
Fuck.
I had no idea how expensive all the shit I had on my phone was. Blackberry service turned out to be an additional $40 per month. This sucks because the Blackberry service isn't on a work account...so I would have to pay for it. Screw that. It's not worth $40 per month for me to have the ability to IM people and send emails from the car.
Then my work told me they would set me up with Blackberry service. I said ok and then went about my business. Yesterday they dropped off a new Blackberry 8700 through T-mobile to my desk, already activated for me.
Fuck?
So now I have TWO Blackberries...the same model and everything. One for work, and one for....um...my personal use? Lame. I should probably get rid of my Blackberry and buy a new cool handset and leave the work Blackberry for emails and IM's and all of that fun stuff.
For now I look like Batman, complete with the Blackberry utility belt. I just need a cape, and then I can get my ass kicked at the corner market by teenagers.
Sigh. Sometimes things are too complicated.
12 comments:
That is the most insanely fucked up shit ever.
Why don't you just share a phone plan with Jen or something? Deactivate your personal blackberry and get some other phone just for calls and texts.
Then you'd still have a supersweet blackberry with work footing the bill, and you'd have a personal phone, with a much nicer bill. Those family plans are the shit.
Not saying you have to take my advice, just givin you a different viewpoint.
And if you seriously sport that utility belt...
That is pretty much my thinking, at this point. I figure I can keep my work Blackberry for everything, except personal calls. I can use a new handset I get to call my friends and do all that "personal" stuff.
OH, and I just wear the utility belt...and nothing else. Woo!
Just leave Sprint. Their service sucks anyway.
OH, and I just wear the utility belt...and nothing else. Woo!
Just add "while doing a happy dance" to tyour statement and wow, what a visual!! LOL ~Linds
I want one. But....only one.
You are so WIRED!
Just remember to take video of you in the utility belt. :-D
I bet you feel all 'important' and 'official' with your two Blackberries. Come on, admit it!!
Those things are just too huge! I don't wanna be carring around a mini lap top! :)
I like my phone to weigh less than three ounces. And fit in my bra.
Hey, gimme one!
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