So, on the way to work today I was violated. I was tagged in the ass, without the common decency of a reach-around. I was forced into a situation that I did not want to be in. Me and my car are now edgy and stressed…we were attacked.
It was raining. The roads were slick. The bitch was driving too fast. She was not in control of her vehicle. She came up on my rear bumper and tailgated me. She then slammed into me.
Whoa is me.
My chi is all sorts of fucked up. My car’s chi is all sorts of fucked up. My stress level is high, and my emotions are out of control: anger, sadness, confusion, anger, fear, annoyance. They run through me like the winds through the trees, like the water through the grass, like the burrito through the colon.
I have been rear-ended. My shoulders and neck hurt. My head hurts. My chi is fucked up.
I’m going home. I’m going to go home and drink some tea, read a book, and relax. I will be in control of my world again. I will control my emotions. I will not think about the bitch that hit me and I will most certainly not think about punching her in the face repeatedly until she loses consciousness and begs for mercy. I will calm. I will be at peace. I will not wonder what it’s like to take a human being and shove them into a lunch-box with a shoe horn.
I’m going home. I will tell you the story on Monday. I hope everybody has a good weekend, and forgive me for the cliffhanger. I just don’t have the energy right now.
Bunny.
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I'm sorry shu. Wrecks do suck. Just rest assured that if you don't get back to normalness... You exchanged info with herbitchiness, so you can still go beat her ass up for fuckin with yer chi...
Take some time to centre yourself (and have your car do it too) and take supreme pleasure in the fact that some people are just ignorant assholes and karma will bite them in the ass someday...probably someday soon.
Hope you feel better...may the lord bless with vicodin, if need be.
Aw so sorry that happened! Hope you feel better! I bet someone would come over and suck your troubles away? You know lots of people :)
$50 says she was on her cell phone.
When I have a bad day, I lie on the floor with an ice pack on my face. try it.
Hope things get better - At least you got the occasion to quote Dane Cook :)
Sorry to hear about your car. Hope you feel better soon. Here's to a good weekend...it can only get better from here. Right?
so sorry,shanshu..
You rest,you've earned it.
a ha...you got tagged! it sucks, but it's fun! tell me u REALLY don't like the attention...come on now, everyone wants a bit o..ya know
i hope he fuckin kicked the taggers ass!
I'm only in Kansas for one more week before Guam (then I'm back in a month). So, if you want I should break the other driver's right foot, you should give the order now.
I have reasonable rates, and I lower them for blogging friends!
-Justin
Oh, for any law enforcement that reads this, this is a pratical joke. If the driver in question turns up with a broken foot, this is what we like to call a "coincidence." This is a dead end lead, a red herring.
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