Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Trugoy Nezorf

  • Airwolf was a good show. It was like Knight Rider, except in the air. Brilliant.
  • My Fantasy Football team this year doesn't suck.
  • The best Monday night cure for boredom is to bake a cake.
  • Pigtails are FUN.
  • G4TV has an In-Demand channel! Can you believe that?
  • I have just been informed that I will not be getting paid for the workplace Team Builder scheduled for this Thursday. I guess I'll have to go see Wedding Crashers on my own time.
  • I leave for the group bunny beach bash on the island in 16 days. Invitations still open.
  • Flirting through blog comments and instant messenger is way too easy. If flirting like that took place in bars, everybody would have an STD.
  • Ashley and Jen only lick my nipples when they are drunk, and it's giving me a complex.
  • I never liked the show Jackass. Never.
  • Does anybody else think that the Olsen twins are going to do soft porn someday?
  • Sometimes, I'm so bored it makes me wish I still played with toys. I miss my GI Joe action figures.
  • Why was GI Joe called an 'action figure' but He-Man was called a 'doll' ?
  • My buddy John and I spent the better part of 30 minutes trying to remember what the name of He-Man's cat was. Not Powercat, but the alter-ego cat...the cowardly cat. I said that I thought it was Cringer. Neither one of us took the time to look it up, so it's still a mystery to us.
  • The most decimals of Pi I still have memorized from high school: 3.1415926535897
  • Heather Brooke can teach your girlfriend many wonderful things.
  • I've decided that I do not like Aquafina Flavor Splash
  • I hate the new yellow Sprint color. It makes me want to punch things.
  • I'm not wearing underwear today and it makes me feel dangerous.
  • I plan on having beef flavored Ramen noodles tonight.
  • I haven't partied with Elizabeth for over a month and it makes me sad.
  • I'm wondering where to take my video camera to get it fixed...the damn thing has been broken since last summer. Is there such a thing as a video camera repair shop?
  • Random food craving of the week: EZ Cheese
  • The results from last week's poll shows that most people are more attracted to threesomes and group bunny, than anything else.
  • Don't you hate it when people don't finish a sen

20 comments:

PJ said...

Shan, you're correct. The cat in He-Man was Cringer.

Shanshu said...

BOOM! John can suck my nuzzles. I knew I was right! Thanks for the clarification, pizz.

Ms. Adventures said...

* Never saw Airwolf
* You bake??
* Why do I have the feeling that your admiration for pigtails has alterior motives?
* Are you really going to go have group "bunny"? Like for real?
*I never liked Jackass either.
*The Olsens are SO going to do soft porn, probably with each other.
* I still play with toys. My kids and I just did Lite Brite the other night. Oooh that rhymes!
I can still remember the rap we did in 5th grade to learn the 50 states.
* I've learned from Heather Brooke ;)
* Ramen noodles and no undies? You're livin on the EDGE!
*they do have video camera repair shops but most of the time it's more expensive to fix than to buy an new one. You should check it out.

Mossy Stone said...

Cringer, as I recall, became Battle Cat upon the cry, 'By The Power of Greyskull!"

Olsons? Definitely soft porn. Probably a college-themed vid for those into anorexic misfits.

Crystal has some interesting ideas. Listen to her. ;-)

drunkbh said...

There's so much random stuff that I'm not sure which to comment on.
The Olsen twins will definatly do porn.

I'm most amused by the pigtails and no underwear.

wrmblnwrck said...

why is the title "frozen yogurt" backwards??

Shanshu said...

max: I agree! We'll see Ashley Olsen soon enough.

ashley: I bake, sort of. Those cake mixes only require you to add eggs and oil. Don't be afraid of the group bunny...I know it's exciting. God bless you for knowing Heather Brooke! +5 cool points. Thanks for the info on the camera shops...I may just buy a new one.

crystal: Pigtails ARE good for pulling. Boxers, all the way. Your Monday boredom cure is much better than mine.

Mossy: Cringer is the answer, and crystal knows her stuff. but don't forget drunkbh...she's down with the group bunny.

Shanshu said...

rich: don't make me explain it to you, and embarrass you in front of all of these nice people.

THE INTO PLUNGE!

PJ said...

Ah, "The Into Plunge".

How I miss the old days...

Ms. Adventures said...

hey! it takes a real man to use a cake mix!

I'm SO not afraid of group bunny....buuut.... probably not in the way my husband would like it. I'm down for girls to an extent but guys are more interesting to me.

Shanshu said...

ashley: well, group bunny is group bunny I always say. Whatever gives you the warm fuzzies is all good.

one of these days I'm going to do a post about group bunny only, and just watch the comments add up!

:)

Rowan said...

Ashley: I know where you are coming from sister, men are more uptight than they let on dontcha think?

Shanshu: Mmmm, boxers...sounds nice and cool....I am comando a lot of the time myself. I am now hungry for cake. I have more tiling to do tonight wa-a-a-ha!!!!

Yo! When you coming back for a visit hmm? I miss having your funny comments to view. If you've been by but my posts are not intersting, well, just ignore my little rambling session here.

Ms. Adventures said...

Shanshu: Yes you should. I'd like to hear about this thing you're getting ready to do.

Rowan: yes they absolutely are more uptight. I am fairly intolerant when it comes to that, though in this relationship I've already messed up and accepted things I normally wouldn't want to (as far as rules he's set up for me). Double standard stuff....*shrug* ah well such is life.

Shanshu said...

Rowan: girl, you crazy. I posted a comment today, actually. HA! Bet you feel silly now, don't ya? :)

Ashley: I'm not sure if my group bunny post would be about the upcoming island trip....but you never know. It might have to be one of those "so this happened to me last summer" kind of group bunny stories.

*wink*

Unknown said...

--I always wondered by the teams from Sprint were always so bored/depressed when they choose to come here on tours. Now I know: They're not gettin' paid!

--"Fifty Nifty United States" I can still sing it word perfect. Thanks a lot, Miss Smith and your demonic vocal music class.

--I never wear underwear if I can help it, which has been less recently lately (skirt phase). Commando is the only way to go.

--If you want to have a hella good time, host a whiskey tango wine tasting party. This includes the James winery (or whatever it's called) wines made in Missouri, which taste like fruit punch, a bunch of chicken, sour cream and onion, etc. flavored crackers, and varieties of EZ cheese. Then, treat it with deadly seriousness, handing out score cards on which people can rank the flavors and bouquets of the various cheeses and wines. When you're done, EZ cheese fights ensue.

Callie said...

Okay - so I'm losing cool points, but who is Heather Brooke? Porn star?

I liked Airwolf. As I recall, the pilot was cute.

Aquafina Flavor Splash is disgusting. Blech.

Group bunny sounds very fun, but I'd probably be the voyeur, watching from the outskirts. More than likely, taking notes. *blush*

HighMaintenanceHussy said...

In high school, we called EZ Cheese "slut cheese." It seemed to make it that much tastier.

Shanshu said...

ebeth: good job on the no undies thing...that's a great way to live.

bobi: how DID that guy with the eye patch fly? Never thought of that before.

holly: Well, it's settled. When I come to visit Canada, I'll be looking you up and you can show me all of the wonderful things.

suzi: you are not alone, my child.

callie: Heather Brooke is a housewife with some TALET for videos. Yes, it's porn but she's not a pro.

hmh: slut cheese is MUCH cooler than EZ Cheese. I'm going to start calling it that, from now on.

Anonymous said...

why wudn't one want a threes
(i hate it when i do that shit)

Spinning Girl said...

I just decided to make it a Spray Cheese Weekend. Thanks, shan.
When I read your blog I take off al