Nano-Shurikens of Doom
Examples:
"Sometimes you just don't feel like working anymore."
or
"Never be afraid to be different."
"Ha! I didn't say "Simon says"!! You're out!"
After the incident with Johnston, the British Royal Guard instituted a policy whereby guards are not allowed to play 'quarters' one hour before formation exercises.
haha! I love it! Keep 'em coming!
"So, you see, private, the command 'fall out' is different from the command 'fall down'..."
After a night of heavy drinking and whoring, the top-heavy wieght of the hat quickly took Cedrick Pumpledick down.
"Don't worry Johnson, I get parallel and perpendicular mixed up all the time too."
"I need to lay down, I ate too much chicken at lunch today...Ok, the heroin I shot up 5 minutes ago didn't help either."
"Ha! I didn't say "Simon says"!! You're out!"
ReplyDeleteAfter the incident with Johnston, the British Royal Guard instituted a policy whereby guards are not allowed to play 'quarters' one hour before formation exercises.
ReplyDeletehaha! I love it! Keep 'em coming!
ReplyDelete"So, you see, private, the command 'fall out' is different from the command 'fall down'..."
ReplyDeleteAfter a night of heavy drinking and whoring, the top-heavy wieght of the hat quickly took Cedrick Pumpledick down.
ReplyDelete"Don't worry Johnson, I get parallel and perpendicular mixed up all the time too."
ReplyDelete"I need to lay down, I ate too much chicken at lunch today...Ok, the heroin I shot up 5 minutes ago didn't help either."
ReplyDelete