Thursday, June 07, 2007

Paris Fucking Hilton


I've said before how much bullshit it is that celebrities don't have to obey the same rules as the rest of us. I've bitched before about how lame it is that some of us put these people up on so high a pedestal that they are allowed to literally get away with murder.

If you didn't believe me then, or if you disagreed with me I offer you yet more proof as to the reason behind this country's lack of intelligence.

Paris fucking Hilton.

Paris fucking cum-dumpster Hilton was released from jail. Already. After serving only 3 days of her full 23 day sentence. 3 fucking days. The bitch went into jail for 72 hours and had enough time for a nap and a quick gangbang in the prison guard room before she got to stroll back out again as if she had never been there.

Yep. That''ll teach her. It's a good thing we don't think DRUNK DRIVING is a big deal in this country, right? I mean, shit...if we did value human life and the rules of the road, Paris might have had to actually serve a jail sentence that would have been inconvenient for her.

I'm sure that she regrets her actions and will never do it again now that she realizes she has the police and the law in her left fucking pocket.

This chick has been to parties that lasted longer, people. This wasn't punishment, it was a fucking joke. The fact that they let her out early because she's a celebrity and because she whined the whole time and because her father is rich is proof why our country is so fucking twisted.

Fucking sigh.

They are claiming "medical reasons" for the excuse for her release from jail. They won't go into details because it is a "private" matter and it is illegal for them to discuss any further why they are letting her out of jail.

BULLSHIT.

The Los Angeles Police Department and LA Corrections department just don't want to admit that they have been rented cheap by the Hilton family. There is no other explanation. Tell me how often a prisoner is released for "medical reasons"? I've heard of people dying in jail, before. They weren't let out. Why is this bitch special?

Was she let out because her allergies were acting up? Did she have a hangnail? Maybe she had a headache, or was surfing the crimson wave. Whatever the "medical reason" I'm sure it justified her being allowed to NOT serve time for a crime she committed.

She was let out, because she's rich and famous. Pure and simple. It's absurd for anybody to claim that she was let out for "personal, private medical reasons". Bullshit.

I'm watching the live news conference on her early release right now, as I type this. They keep jumping around the issue and side-stepping questions and spewing forth verbal vomit that takes away all blame and tries to justify the bullshit that has occurred. They keep repeating "...Paris has not been early released...she's been reassigned. She's at home with an ankle bracelet and that means it's OK."

It's NOT OK, actually. It's favoritism.

I can't believe they let her out, already. Shame on you, police. Shame on you, lawyers. Have some fucking dignity and stick to your guns. If you're going to have the balls to send somebody like Paris Hilton to prison, then have the fucking balls to KEEP her in there. Don't puss out three days in.

We allowed this to happen, you know. We worship these fucking people and let them do whatever they want. In a way, it's our fault.

Paris fucking Hilton gets a get out of jail free card. Who made the card? Her daddy? The police? Nope.

We did.

5 comments:

Crabby said...

WHAT????? After 3 fucking days? What happened to a government by the people? I bet if you took a poll the people would say lock her ass up back up.

Anonymous said...

I don't worship her at all...in fact, I have never met anyone that does.

I worship cool and worthwhile famous people.

Think Frustrated said...

Her syphillis was acting up...
Her breast implants popped...
There was no where for her to vomit up her food in private...
Toejam.

Now she's just going to stay home and have parties. Such a tough sentence...

Arlene said...

I think that if you get put in jail, you should have to serve your sentence. I also think that if you get sentenced to death, you should die sooner rather than later. But apparently I'm in the minority.

Callie said...

YAY!!!

Judge just ordered her back to jail to serve her entire 45 day sentence - not just the abbreviated 23 days.

Woot!